I don’t cry from onions.

I can’t be positive, but I’m pretty sure this means I have super powers.

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Just drove by someone dressed as an elf. Portland forever.

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lookstrong:

my dash is completely dead, all day every day. LIke this. I’ll probably follow you.

Stillll dead.

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Basically what i learned today

• The church in the 1800s: Abortion is cool until the baby gets a soul. Could be until 90 days past conception. It's not really a person til then. Go, with our blessing!
• The people in the 1800s: Awesome!
• The church in 2013: A baby is a person at conception! How dare you perform abortions !??!
• The people in 2013: ????

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